If you’re struggling to decide on what cheat meal to eat then you’ve come to the right place. This post is here to offer you inspiration for your next dietary binge. (Without getting into debate about macro nutrient splits, if there is really any need for cheat meals if you’re following something like IFFYM (if it fits your macros) or whether some of these really constitute cheat meals.)  For those of you not wishing to go full bulk mode, I have split the list into two sections; full cheat mode and what ‘could’ be considered healthy. Lets start with the full cheat mode though, I’m not someone who likes to do things by halves.

Full Cheat Mode

All You Can Eat Buffet

Why not eat yourself into a food coma? Probably the most cost effective way of stuffing yourself silly. I have fond memories of eating chilled watermelon and chocolate cake between plates full of chicken curry and duck rolls. Chinese, Indian, Italian, Brazilian, Mexican and international restaurants etc all make great choices.

Peaking Duck

The only bad thing about these is the amount of labor that goes into perfectly distributing the crispy duck, spring onion etc and sauce before making that perfect fold.


Who doesn’t like cake? Chocolate cake, Carrot cake or Victoria sponge it’s all dam tasty.


Personal favorites being Pizza Express chicken or Waitrose roast vegetable pizzas.

Healthier Cheat Meals

If you’re looking for relatively healthy cheat meals, I suggest the following:

Homemade beef burgers

In a lovely wholemeal bap/roll with cheese, lettuce, onions and a flavorsome condiment.


Great on the go, high in protein and relatively healthy. I often opt for a wholemeal foot long chicken breast sub with cheese, salad and ranch sauce.


Cheap, relatively quick to prepare and taste great.

Steak, chips and peppercorn sauce

You can always exchange the chips for Sweet potato or new potatoes, but then again, that wouldn’t be cheating would it?

Ice cream milkshake

Calorific liquid’y goodness. It’s also very easy to add whey protein.

Is Rob Riches a natural bodybuilder? The UKBFF (UK Bodybuilding and Fitness Federation) says no. In April 2013, Rob Riches entered the under 178cm Men’s Physique National Championship competition held in Leamington Spa, England. A clear favorite to win on the day, Rob was announced as the 1st place winner. Unfortunately for ‘Natty Riches’ it was later found he failed the drugs tests after testing positive for a mystery substance, this led to the title being stripped from him and awarded to Ryan Terry who previously placed second in the UKBFF Men’s Physique Championship.

Rob Richard and Ryan Terry on stage

Rob Richard and Ryan Terry on stage at the 2013 UKBFF Mens Fitness Competition (under 178cm)

An entire year later and UKBFF have not released any further information of why Rob Riches failed and I can only assume that this is most likely to minimize the damage to their federation, Robs reputation and whats left of natural bodybuilding.

When the bodybuilding and fitness community found out, many claimed Rob Riches was found to test positive for an anabolic oral steroid substance known as oxandrolone, but much better known as anavar. Oxandrolone like most other orals is 17-alkylated to avoid ingestion at the first pass of the liver. It is quite a weak compound and often used when cutting and to help ‘hardern’ muscles. One of anavars most notable features is that very little water weight is gained unlike some other orals such dbol. It should also be noted that like many other orals, it has a short half-life in the body (around 8-9 hours), which means within less than 24 hours of consumption it would have cleared your system. There are numerous other WADA banned compounds and unnatural compounds that either enter and leave your body within as little as 3-4 hours or simply can’t be tested for. Many bodybuilders and fitness athletes believe that Rob has never been natural and has always used oral steroids in low dosages and possibly human growth hormone (HGH).

Rob Riches came out publicly on his personal blog and attempted to explain about why he was disqualified from the UKBFF competition. He claimed that it was because he took a pre-workout supplement known as ‘Craze’ that contains an unlisted methamphetamine analog known as N-alpha-diethyl-benzeneethanamine. Then in an attempt to validate his claim, he links to Patrick Arnolds blog post ‘craziness over craze‘ and states it MUST have been the Craze. (Funnily enough a brand he is not associated with or sponsored by.) Worse still the packaging states clearly that if you are a drugs tested athlete you not take the supplement as it may cause false positives. What tested athlete wouldn’t check the packaging of supplements and medicine they are about to take?

The media later picked up the ‘methamphetamine’ containing Craze and the company who make the supplement, Driven Sports have since released a number of blog posts defending the supplement including laboratory reports showing proof that the supplement did not contain amphetamines. View part 3 here.

However, by around October 2013 it was ‘banned’ in the US and UK and the manufacturer Driven Sports stopped selling it. Driven Sports have since replaced Craze with a new squeal known as Frenzy.

If you would like to view Rob Riches appearance and commentary surrounding the competition, its been posted on YouTube and I’ve embedded it below:

There is also an ironic video of one of the biggest ‘natural’ bodybuilding frauds ‘Alon Gabbay’ calling out Rob Riches for failing a drugs test. http://www.youtube.com/embed/EH4n9Vo6kyI



Klokov Dmitry has just posted what I would consider to be his own take on general physical prepardness (GPP) / crossfit. The video features him casually climbing an absolutely massive set of stairs with 100kg on his back in the blazing sun. Anyone interested in Klokov Dmitry should seriously start following his youtube channel. It’s the only channel I frequently visit and subscribe to where I don’t understand a single word that’s said.

Russian powerlifter Andrey Belyaev has just set a world record deadlift of 391kg (just over 862lb) in the 90kg / 198lb class. It was set at the Russian 2013 “battle of champions” Archangelsk and replaced a 30 year old deadlift record previously held by Ed Coan, one of the most respected powerlifters of all time.

Andrey Belyaev shirted up

Andrey Belyaev shirted up

Andrey Belyaev deadlifts with a wide stance also known as sumo stance. Andrey opened with a 360kg deadlift before following on with 381kg and the world record of 391kg. The lift went up very well and he appear to have much more in ‘the tank’. Debatably the lift looked like many other powerlifters openers. He was all set for a final attempt of 400kg but unfortunately failed. However, I expect he will beat his own world record soon and take 400 kilograms / 882 pounds at his next meet if correctly prepared.

Here’s a video of the world record: